Sunday, May 3, 2015

Play Fail

Drink up, baby.
You’ll need lots of energy for the next run, ok?


Dance Fail

Photoshoped… so cleary check out the shadow of the jumping guy… it’s not proportional from where pic was taken…

Tacos Sign Fail

This is a type of sandwich called “TORTA” which uses the meat also used in tacos. You can usually find these signs around street side taco vendors in large hispanic communities. Since these taco vendors use the meat in this sandwich they use a picture of a “TORTA” to tell the public these sandwiches are also sold at these vendors. These sandwiches are made of the different types of meat these vendors offer which is also used in the tacos. Very good if you love mexican food. I recommend the rice water with these tacos or “TORTAS”.

Parenting Fail

The owner should feed his offspring to the snake, otherwise we’re going to be supporting another future dumbass.

Chun-Li Fail

an iron, a lil makeup better shoes and a smile and this would go from fail to normal… (if cosplay can ever be considered normal)

Snack Fail

Humm….isnt that Weasley Willis? the ”Great”
american one man band guy with his keyboard who
made the classic that is ”rock n roll mcdonald”
that would be nice

Windows Vista Fail

If you try I want to be google will say I want to be your dog O_o

Construction Sign Fail

OK I went on vacation to a coastal town that had only one liquor store, and they had to remain open during construction so that part isn’t a FAIL but the spelling is as bad as my spelling after coming back from the liquor store lol

Back Fail

WOW!!! How did she get her head to turn around like that??? Either thats what happened or she has 4 tits. 2 in the front and 2 in the back.

Cyber Babies Fail

I hope you used protection…I would hate to think your computers caught a virus from unprotected sex….hahaha

Product Name Fail

Why would anyone use the word Rooster, when you can use the word Cock instead?

Parenting Fail

Child Care – You’re Doing It Wrong

Book Title Fail

Nothing wrong. It’a Washington DC guide showing a picture of Lincoln Memorial.

Michael Jackson News Fail

Maybe in ghost form?? =\ Ily Mikeyyy.

Picture Fail

Although she’s not smiling she’s really cute. I know I’m saying the obvious but sometimes the obvious should be said.

Purse Fail

I would buy that and have 5 minutes alone with it in my room….with the door locked and the shades closed -_-

Label Fail

I saw some chinese food translations on another web site and if Im not mistaken it might be on here but anyways one of the menu item was “mushroom rape” among other things

News Headline Fail

Why is this a fail? NJ has bears. Am I missing something else here…..OOHH “beats off” I get it now. Yeah, I’m slow.

Choking Safety Fail

Obviously, a way to allow Darwin to continue. I think the sign is a nice touch, Because after years of experience with customer service, I know people do not read signs that are posted.
Cheers to many choking deaths!

VIP Toilet Fail

                                          Makes you kinda wonder what the “normal” toilet looks like doesn’t it